40th Birthday Sayings

This 40th Birthday Sayings web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message












Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do - but the way you are doing it seems more fun.

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Turning 40 is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

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Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were still in your thirties.

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At the age of twenty, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.

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To cope with the trauma of this birthday, I suggest you get well forty-fied.

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Life begins at 40 -- but so does grey hair, hearing problems, arthritis, and dressing like your parents.

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Your days of pushing 40 are over - shame you can't push it the other way.

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