50th Birthday Quotes

This 50th Birthday Quotes web page does what it says on the tin. The material is related to the milestone birthday often called the big Five-O and in the form of sayings and messages the material is suitable for birthday cards, speeches, roasts, sms text messages












I expect getting to your age has its advantages. I expect you can no longer read the bathroom scale

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Happy Half Century.

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

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The older you get, the better you were.

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Things aren't as easy now as when you were younger. Hope you didn't strain yourself opening this card.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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In your fifties time becomes precious and must not to be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.

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You’ve got grey hair and wrinkles, and your body is falling apart, but hey, your car insurance is getting cheaper all the time!

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