50th Birthday Quotes

This 50th Birthday Quotes web page gives you material related to the milestone birthday often called the big Five-O, in the form of sayings and messages. The material is suitable for birthday cards, speeches, roasts, sms text messages.

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I expect getting to your age has its advantages.
You can probably no longer read the bathroom scale

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Happy Half Century.

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

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The older you get, the better you were.

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Things aren't as easy now as when you were younger. Hope you didn't strain yourself opening this card.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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In your fifties time becomes precious and must not to be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.

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"A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police."
~ Henny Youngman.

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You’ve got grey hair and wrinkles, and your body is falling apart, but hey, your car insurance is getting cheaper all the time!

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You’re getting better all the time at the history questions in the pub quiz.

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Good news - you don’t need to make an effort anymore – people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.

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