60th Birthday Sayings

This 60th Birthday Sayings web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message












Hope you enjoy your sixties. My granddad was always saying how great the sixties were!

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If you’d known you were going to live this long, I expect you would have taken better care of yourself.

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

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Congratulations - you still have a full deck, you just shuffle slower now.

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So many candles... so little cake.

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You've not just been around the block, you've been around the neighborhood a few times.

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God grant you the senility to forget the people you never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones you do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

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