Airplane Movie Quotes

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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

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"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

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"Nervous?"
"Yes."
"First time?"
"No, I've been nervous lots of times."

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"Captain, how soon can you land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me. I'm a doctor."

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"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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"I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time."
"Surely there must be something you can do."
"I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!"

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"We have clearance, Clerance."
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

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"This woman has got to be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

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Randy: "Can I get you something?"
Jive Brother 1: "Smo fo buttah layin' to the bone, jackin' me up...tightly!"
Randy: "I'm sorry. I don't understand."
Jive Brother 2: "Cutty say he can't hang!"
Jive Lady: "Oh, stewardess. I speak jive."
Randy: "Oh, good."
Jive Lady: "He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him."
Randy: "Would you tell him to just relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
Jive Lady: "Jes hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound a da medicide."
Jive Brother 1: "What it is big mama? My mama didn't raise no dummy; I dug her rap!"
Jive Lady: "Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!"

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Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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