Anchorman Movie Quotes

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The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

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It is anchor man, not anchor lady. And that is a scientific fact.

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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

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Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.

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I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.

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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

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For just one night let’s not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people.

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I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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Sweet Lincoln's mullet.

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I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

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Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.

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I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

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Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone come see how good I look.

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This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

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I'm Ron Burgundy. You're a dirty bitch, San Diego.

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