Birthday card message ideas

This birthday card message ideas web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message












Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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The secret of eternal youth is to lie about your age.

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How many F's in "present"? That's right, No F'in present.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have more live longer.

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Many happy returns - exchange your gifts for something you actually want.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.

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A professor spoke to me in animated tones.
His team of scientists want to carbon date your bones

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The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.
That's something I have learned in my 20 years of life experience.

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