This Birthday Card Messages web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message. These sayings are funny, and mildly insulting, but hey - teasing is a sign of affection you know.
The more candles, the bigger the wish
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Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one
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With Age Comes Wisdom. You're One Of The Wisest People I Know!
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Old age is like a cat. One morning you wake up and it is in your face.
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Somebody up there loved you and sent you to people down here who love you even more! Happy Birthday!
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Enjoy your birthday. Smile while you still have teeth!
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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday. Nothing came to mind. <<<>>>
When you're young anything goes. When you're old, everything goes.
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29 until further notice?
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Just heard how old you are. I'm so, so sorry.
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
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Money's tight, Times are hard, Here's you friggin birthday card.
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If you scored points for having birthdays,you'd be winning.
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Another birthday? Take it like a woman - eat chocolate and bitch.
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Everyone knows we're the same age. I'm saying we're 29 - please don't blow it for both of us!
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Have you ever noticed how the older we get, the more like computers we become? At first, we have lots of energy and drive. Before long though, we start to become outdated. We start to crash at inconvenient moments. Eventually we need to have our parts replace, and finally, we are broken down and obsolete. Happy Birthday!
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You look just like you did a year ago - Drunk.
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