Birthday Card Sayings

Birthday Card Sayings brings you another batch of funny phrases in our huge collection of quotes, messages and pithy, and pith taking, one liners for you to use in birthday cards, text messages or speeches










Young at heart.
Slightly older in other places.

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Birthday thought
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Another year older
Feeling stronger
Wiser
Sexier
Inclined to dream

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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together and your body's falling apart

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On your birthday you can run but you can't hide
You are another year older

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Old age comes at a bad time.
Happy Birthday

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