My other car is a Porsche

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My other car is also a piece of crap

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My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird

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My other car sticker is funny.

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My other ride is your mom

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I don't give a damn what your other car is!

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Look out! Behind you!

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If you can read this I have lost my caravan.

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If you can read this, I am parked.

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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[Upside Down]
If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over.

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How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK

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If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

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Honk if you love peace and quiet.

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Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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Honk If Anything Falls Off

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Honk all you want, I'm deaf

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Republicans for Voldemort

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Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.

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Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test

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Warning! I brake for hallucinations

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Lost your cat? Try looking under my tyres

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This vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker

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Anybody going slower than me is an idiot.
Anyone going faster than me is a maniac.

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Caution: I drive like you do!

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Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate

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I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason

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Watch out for the idiot behind me!

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Buckle up...
it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car

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I break for...OH SHIT NO BRAKES

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If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green

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Yes, in fact...my father does own this road.

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This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson

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YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!

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Pardon My Driving. I’m Reloading

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