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Cheesy Pick Up Lines


This collection of cheesy pick up lines is really here as a warning - please do not try to use them unless the object of your affection is either very desperate or very drunk. These chat up lines are corny, tired, crude, and you are more likely to make the girl cringe than swoon.  Don't do it, there are plenty of much better lines on this site.

You have been warned.  



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Do you come here often?

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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You know what?
Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

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Get your coat, you've pulled.

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You'll do!

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Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum
that you wont be coming home tonight!

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Is your last name Gillete?
Because you're the best a man can get.

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Hello. Cupid called.
He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Do you have a Bandaid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for me.

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I don't know if you're beautiful or not,
I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Neither do I but it breaks the ice.

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If I said you had a beautiful body,
would you hold it against me?

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Do you have any Irish/African/Italian in you? 
Would you like some?

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?

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Where have you been all my life?

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