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I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.
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Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?
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Bethany:
Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark:
No, Aunt Bethany, those are the
Christmas lights.
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be
more surprised than I am now.
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I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
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Welcome to our home - what's left of it.
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The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm
embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the
Griswold family Chrithmath.
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Ruby
Sue: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't
Santa Claus?
Clark: I'm sure... I can't even
afford to be an elf.
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WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen.
We're at the threshold of hell.
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Margo:
I hope he falls and breaks his neck.
Todd: Oh, I'm sure
he'll fall. But I don't think
we're
lucky enough for him to break his
neck.
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We're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby
tapdanced with Danny fucking Kaye.
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