Cute Funny Quotes

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Cute Funny Quotes

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They say cheese gives you nightmares.
Ridiculous. I'm not scared of cheese at all.

~ Derek McGovern

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I've arrived - and to prove it, I'm here!

~ Eric Sykes

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Thank heaven's the sun has gone in,
and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.

~ Logan Pearsall Smith

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My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles,
and the letters get in the wrong places.

~ A.A. Milne

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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do
with the time we have rushed through life trying to save

~ Will Smith

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Scarecrow: I have't got a brain... only straw

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

Scarecrow: I don't know... but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

Dorothy... Yes, I guess you're right.

~ The Wizard of Oz

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A bargain is something you don't need
at a price you can't resist.

~ Franklin P. Jones

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I'm trying to read a book on how to relax,
but I keep falling asleep.

~ Jim Loy

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It is already tomorrow in Australia.

~ Charles Schultz

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God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.

~ Ogden Nash

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Without humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop,
let alone a nation.

~ John Buchan

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I always have a quotation for everything -
it saves original thinking.

~ Dorothy L. Sayers

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I had to leave my job at the helium balloon factory
- Nobody talks to me like that.

~ Brendan Healey

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