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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down
your house, you can never tell.
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Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
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Everyone has got a Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turning got
lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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In the beginning was the word. And the word was Aardvark.
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I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
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I intend to live forever-so far so good.
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They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the
lights off.
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