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Darth
Vader
Best Tweets
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Darth Vader is probably best known
for being a Sith Lord,
the leader of the evil Empire, and father to Luke Skywalker and Princess
Leia. But did you also know he has a Twitter account?
Here
are some of our favourite Darth Vader tweets.
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Stormtrooper & Royal Guard laundry got washed together.
Looks like Troopers are now wearing Hello Kitty armor.
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Watching MJ's funeral reminded me I wanna go out in style.
I better not end up cremated on some stupid moon
surrounded by teddy bears.
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To
all troopers: When searching for droids with stolen Death Star Battle
plans, check behind ALL doors, even the ones that are locked.
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A
word of caution, if you've had impure thoughts about my daughter in her
gold bikini, I'll find out. I'm like an evil Santa Claus that way.
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Old Jedi never die, they just fade away. Literally.
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I love the acoustics in here.
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Sigh... some days I just miss my braided rat tail.
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Finding
that dust and fingerprints show up too easily on gloss black. I should
have opted for the Solar Yellow or Sedona Mist helmet color.
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Note to self: Don't forget to pack snow shoes and thermal undies for my
upcoming visit to Hoth.
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Thinking about making a lightsaber color change.
Red is so over.
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Haul
from last night's trick-or-treating was better than expected. Although
one mother told me I was a little "big" to be asking for candy.
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I sense a disturbance in the Force. Nope, it's just that burrito I had
earlier. Your Dark Lord commands you to scratch that.
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You'd
think our Imperial spy network would have caught the construction of a
six story ion cannon on Hoth. Why do I pay these people again?
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Of
course the Rebels are doomed! What do you expect from fools who put a
giant goldfish in charge of their strategic fleet operations!
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One time Tarkin blew Alderaan to bits just to see the look on Princess
Leia's face.
That old space dog really knew how to party.
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Simba, I am your father!
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Down to my last few Admirals.
They just don't make 'em like they used
to.
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This
week I pimped out my new Imperial TIE Fighter with angled wings, chrome
laser cannons, and a wicked powerful hyper-drive. Rockin'!
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Having
a meeting tomorrow with Empire engineers about designing new
Stormtrooper armor. You know, the kind that stops rocks and primitive
arrows.
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Hello sand person. My name is Anakin Skywalker.
You killed my mother. Prepare to die.
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You have failed me for the last time, snooze button.
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The World Series starts tonight... if you can call that pitiful spec of
a planet of yours a "world".
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Live like an evil king, die like a man. That's what I say.
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Edging my son towards the dark side by emailing him my recipe for
Blackened Beru Burgers. Every bit helps.
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If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally. #justinbieber
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Far too many people bullseyeing their womp rats. #Chatroulette
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I'm adding interpretive dance to the Empire's deadly arsenal next week.
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