Demotivational Sayings

If at first you don't succeed,
failure may be your style.

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If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet you are alone.
So very alone.

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Marketing - because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

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It could be that the purpose of your life
is only to serve as a warning to others.

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Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

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Hard work often pays off after time,
but laziness always pays off now.

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Time heals all wounds.
But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.

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What is The Secret?
Pretend you've already achieved it -
then offer to sell The Secret to others.

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Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

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All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

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You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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You are not a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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Not all pain is gain.

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The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

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If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.

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If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

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I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

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For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

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There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

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Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

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You were meant for me.
Perhaps as a punishment.

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A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

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Diversity - because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.

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The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

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Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

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I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

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Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

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There are no stupid questions,
but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

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If you think these demotivational sayings are funny, it's probably because you are a loser

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Consistency - it's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

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The early worm is for the birds.

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In the battle between you and the world,
bet on the world.

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Dreams are like rainbows.
Only idiots chase them.

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Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

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If you want to get to the top,
prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

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I may not agree with what you say,
but I respect your right to be punished for it.

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Just because you laugh at demotivational sayings websites does not mean you are not a jerk

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The harder you try, the dumber you look.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

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The mark of the leader is the ability to make decisions. The mark of the survivor is knowing when not to.

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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

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It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

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No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

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If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

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When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.

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We hope these demotivational sayings have made you feel a little better about your sad and meaningless life.