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This collection of dirty pick up lines contains opening lines that
are almost guaranteed to get you slapped. Seriously, unless you are a
famous rock star, we suggest you give these a miss. On the other
hand, perhaps you could dare one of your friends to try one out, then
sit back and watch the fun. Or how about "chat up line
roulette?" - put all the dirty pick up lines in a hat, take it in turns to draw one
out and use it. The winner is the person who gets slapped the
most.
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If you are what you eat, I
could be you by morning.
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I want to fuck you.
Sorry, I
have Tourette's Syndrome.
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Hey baby, wanna see my elephant?
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Your eyes are like spanners -
every time you look at me my nuts tighten.
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Nice dress! Can I talk you out
of it?
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I wish you were a door
so I
could bang you all day long.
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Fancy making a porno?
We don't
have to film it.
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I'm a great swimmer,
can I
demonstrate the breast stroke?
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There are 256 bones in your
body!
Would you like another?
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Pardon me, are you in heat?!
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Do you sleep on your
stomach? Can I?
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You know how they say skin is
the largest organ of the human body? Not in my case.
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Hello, I've come about the
blow-job
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(Use index finger to call
someone over then say)
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I
could do with my whole hand.
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Do you want to go and do what
I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
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My face is leaving in fifteen
minutes. Be on it.
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Excuse me, I am about to go
home to masturbate
and I need a name to go with the face
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Do
you know what speaks French and has a 9" cock?
Moi.
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Is it cold outside or are you
just smuggling tic-tacs.
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Do you
know what'd look good on you? Me.
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You got something on your
chest: my eyes
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That outfit would look great
in
a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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Wow! Are those real?
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