Dodgeball Movie Quotes

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

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Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!

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Let me tell you, a double-fault final-play elimination hasn't occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how THAT turned out!

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Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra.

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You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

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Come on, Kate. It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

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Prepare to be humiliated on cable television!

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I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

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You had me at blood and semen.

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Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freakin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"

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Do you smell that fitness? I do.

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