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Easter Quotes

This Easter Quotes web page has, for your free non commercial use a collection of short hilarious quotes on the theme of Easter.  They are ideal for Easter cards, speeches, or text messages. We hope you enjoy them.
 




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If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb,
but it will rise!

 ~ Clarence W. Hall

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Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. 

~ Floyd W. Tomkins

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Easter spells out beauty,
the rare beauty of new life. 

~ S.D. Gordon

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Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. 

~Charles M. Crowe

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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
~ Amy Sedaris

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That Jesus of Nazareth died upon a cross is mere matter of history; that He who did so die was the Christ the Son of God is entirely a matter of revelation.

~ Sir Robert Anderson

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Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection.

~ Watchman Nee

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We live and die: Christ died and lived!

~ John Stott

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I lied on my Weight Watchers list.  I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. 

~ Caroline Rhea


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"The Easter Bunny absolutely and totally doesn't exist at all."

"Well, maybe not where you come from, but here we've got our very own proper Easter Bunny. I've seen it."

"No, you have not seen it."

"Yes I have, everyone in the village has."

"Alice, you're lying, and if you don't apologize I'm going to have to punish you. And this hairbrush features quite prominently in your punishment.   And your pants don't!"

~ The Vicar of Dibley

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