We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
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SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
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Francisco! That's fun to say! Francisco... Frannncisco... Franciscooo...
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You sit on a throne of lies!
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I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
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Buddy: [thinking Miles is an elf] Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Miles Finch:
Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your
entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70
inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your
face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my
friend? Call me elf one more time.
Buddy: [after a pause] He's an angry elf.
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