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Everyone has the right to be fat but you're just abusing the privilege
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He has
more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yes, she's fat. You would think she would have the common
courtesy to be jolly.
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When he steps on the scale it
says
"one at a time please"
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When he goes to a restaurant
he gets and estimate
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When he went to the beach
Greenpeace tried to drag him back into the water.
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I had to take a train and two
busses
just to get on her good side.
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When he hauls ass, he has to
make two trips.
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They had to grease a door frame
and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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The horse on her Polo shirt is
actual size.
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When he runs he makes the CD
player skip...
at the radio station.
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When he gets in an elevator, it
has to go down.
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He was diagnosed with a flesh
eating disease. The doctor gave him 5 years to live.
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She was born with a silver
shovel in her mouth.
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She's got smaller fat women
orbiting around her.
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She fell in love and broke it
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He uses hoola-hoops to keep his
socks up.
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When her cell phone beeps,
people think she's backing up.
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She took her pants to the dry
cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains".
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