Football Quotes and Sayings

The reason women don't play football is because
11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

~ Phyllis Diller

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Kicking is very important in football.
In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players
even kick the ball, occasionaly.

~ Alfred Hitchcock

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Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport.

~ Duffy Daugherty

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You have to be somewhat crazy to play the game;
crazy about the game.

~ Joe Montana

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You have to play this game like
somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

~ Dan Birdwell

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I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately
unless it was, you know, important
-like a league game or something.

~ Dick Butkus

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Football combines the two worst things about America;
it is violence punctuated by committee meetings

~ George F Will

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Do you know what happens after you lose a Superbowl?
The world ends. It just stops.

~Joe Kapp

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Make sure when anyone tackles you
he remembers how much it hurts.

~ Jim Brown

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If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.

~ Bo Jackson

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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man.
No back can run faster than his interference.

~ Jock Sutherland

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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

~ Merle Kessler

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I've been big ever since I was little.

~ William "The Refrigerator" Perry

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Nobody in football should be called a genius.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

~ Joe Theisman

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
but the size of the fight in the dog.

~ Archie Griffin

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Every time you lose you die a little bit.
You die inside...a portion of you.
Not all of your organs. Maybe just your liver.

~ George Allen

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No one has ever drowned in sweat.

~ Lou Holtz

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