Free Birthday Sayings

This Free Birthday Sayings web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message












Happy Birthday. You're still young (only kidding).

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Laughter lines you say? Well something must have been hilarious.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

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Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body

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The only type of six-pack you're ever going to have now is from the liquor store.

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When you look in the mirror, you don't see any wrinkles or grey hairs. That's because your eyesight is going too.

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It’s great that, at your age, you still follow fashion. I think we both know though, you’re never going to catch up.

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