Friends Quotes
This great collection of Friends quotes contains our favourite jokes from the hit 1990s/2000s sitcom "Friends". Relive some great moments with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey.
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Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
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Ross: I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
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Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
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Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
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Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
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Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
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Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
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Monica: Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?
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Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
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Rachel: Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
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Monica: Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: I'd probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if "Little Joey"'s dead, then I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh, Joey... Omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.
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Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
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Monica: Wow. You're a really good kisser.
Chandler: Well, I have kissed more than four women.
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Chandler: Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
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Phoebe: Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
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Phoebe: [To the audience] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
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Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
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Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
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Monica: Joey, did you actually interview her before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: Well, what did you ask her?
Joey: 'When can you move in?'.
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Monica: Rachel, you have to find Chandler's dad.
Rachel: Ok, what does he look like?
Monica: He's the man in the black dress. Hurry.
Rachel: Ok...
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Monica: I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.
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Joey: They want me to do frontal nudity. I can't do that. My grandmother's gonna see that movie.
Phoebe: Well, grandma's gonna have to get in line.
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Ross: Rachel won't talk to me. She won't even let me in the apartment.
Phoebe: Hmmm, I wonder why, pervert?
Ross: I'm not a pervert.
Phoebe: Please, that's the pervert motto. They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.
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Joey: She's so great. She kisses like my mom cooks.
Monica: I am so glad you said "cooks".
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Chandler: Goodbye, you fruit drying psychopath.
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Joey: Of course it was a line!
Monica: Why? Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."
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Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.
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Ross: Hey who is this Casey? Why's he calling Rachel?
Chandler: Well I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... You know make a little love... Well pretty much get down tonight...
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Benjamin Hobart: If you say yes, I'm serious, if you say no, I'm joking.
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Chandler: I can't say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y... I just spelled the wrong words didn't I?
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Ross: A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America!
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Joey: This one time, I went out with this girl, she had the biggest Adam's apple!
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Joey: Heh. Let me get this straight. He got you to *beg* to sleep with him. He got you to say he *never* has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a *great* idea? Phoebe: (nervously) Uh-huh.
Joey: This man is my God!
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Monica: Don't go swimming right after you eat.
Chandler: You know that's not really true.
Joey: Try telling that to my Uncle Vinnie.
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
Joey: Nothing; he just really believes that.
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Ross: I think it'll be a boy.
Phoebe: I think it'll be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you thought Ben would be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?
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Ross: [frantically presses buttons on answering machine] Oh my God! Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: [from behind] I got off the plane.
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