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If you
can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I
say “Are you gonna drink that?”
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Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
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Good girls are bad girls that aren’t caught.
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You
can't have everything....where would you put it?
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A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it
sound confusing.
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