Funny Birthday Card Messages

This funny birthday card messages web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Stop complaining... I am older than you!!

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I did not get you a present. You've had so many birthdays I thought you'd be sick of them by now.

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For your birthday I wanted to get you what I know you need - but how do you wrap a life?

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They say what goes up must come down. So when will our ages start coming down?

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Birthdays are nice to have, but too many of them are really bad for you.

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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

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