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Funny Birthday Sayings



This Funny Birthday Sayings web page has for your free non commercial use a collection of humorous messages concerning the celebration of a birthday which are suitable for inclusion in a card or text message












Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death
Particularly today
Happy Birthday

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29 Forever!

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Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

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Remember when they used to say "Act your age not your shoe size?" Bet you'd settle for your waistline now.

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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers.

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Don't take life too seriously, it is not permanent

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As you get older you stop being cute, and start being eccentric.

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