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Christmas calories don't count!
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Is it too late to be good?
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Enjoy the holly days!
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On Donner, On Blitzen, On American Express
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He knows if you've been good or bad. Hope you have a Merry Christmas anyway!
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Get into the Christmas spirits
- and the sherry and egg-nog too.
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You're on my Christmas wish list
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Be naughty and save Santa a trip.
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Merry Kissmas with lots of hugs.
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The 3 stages of man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus.
2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3) He is Santa Claus.
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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
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