Funny Church Signs |
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Here is a great collection of funny church signs - quotes from the signs outside churches. We think they prove that clergymen do have a sense of humor (although perhaps one or two of them were not supposed to be funny). We hope they make you smile. |
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Seven days without God makes one weak <<<>>> If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again. <<<>>> If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd. <<<>>> The Ten Commandments were not called The Ten Suggestions. <<<>>> Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift <<<>>> Walmart is not the only saving place <<<>>> There are some questions that can't be answered by Google <<<>>> Fight Truth Decay...Study The Bible Daily <<<>>> How will you spend eternity — Smoking or Non-smoking <<<>>> Our Church is Prayer Conditioned <<<>>> No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace. <<<>>> God is perfect. Only man makes misteaks <<<>>> A Bible in the hand is worth 2 in the bookcase. <<<>>> Christmas: easier to spell than Hannukah <<<>>> Let a Jewish carpenter build your dream house <<<>>> If you want to talk to Jesus, try a knee-mail <<<>>> Sign broken. Message inside. <<<>>> As us about our pray as you go plan <<<>>> Choose the bread of life, or you are toast <<<>>> Do you know what hell is? Come hear our preacher. <<<>>> Lawsuit free for 3 months running <<<>>> Don't let worries kill you. Let the church help. <<<>>> God shows no favoritism, but our sign guy does - go Cubs! <<<>>> Read the Bible. It will scare teh hell out of you. <<<>>> Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. <<<>>>
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