Funny Fathers Day Quotes

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A father is a man who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be

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It's thanks to you that I am the person I am today. Yes, it's all your fault.

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Dad, I want to thank you. Over the years you have given me love, knowledge, advice, a home, and let's not deny it... lots and lots of cash.

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Dad, I know that over the years, I have have given you lots of grey hairs. Isn't it great that most of them have gone now!

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There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.
Happy Father Christmas day!

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You are the coolest dad in the world!
Better put on your cardie.

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