Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings

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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.

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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.

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All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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