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Funny Graffiti

Back in 1979 a funny graffiti book was compiled by a British writer called Nigel Rees.  That book was "Graffiti Lives, OK" and it was a smash hit all around the world.  This web page contains our favourites from that book.  Enjoy.   




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Do not feed the animals.  They are dead.
(at a Butchers)

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This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted.
(on a condom vending machine)

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Make Love not war.  See Driver for details
(on the back of a van)

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Back in a minute - Godot
(Dept of English,
Columbia University, NY)

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The future of Scotland is in your hands
(urinal wall, St Andrews)

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God is dead - Nietszche.
Nietsche is dead - God.

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Einstein rules relatively, OK

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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down

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We are the writing on your wall

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Join the army,
meet interesting people,
and kill them.

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Be alert.  Your country needs lerts.

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100,000 lemmings can't be wrong

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Do not adjust your mind,
there is a fault in reality.

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Save trees - eat a beaver

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Gravity is a myth. The earth sucks.

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God is not dead, but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

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