Funny Love Quotes

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It's better to have loved and lost
than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

~ Laurence J Peter

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In the spring a young man's fancy
Lightly turns to thoughts of love;
And in summer, and in autumn,
And in winter - see above.

~ E.T.Harburg

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

~ Lily Tomlin

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

~ Jim Carrey

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

~ Woody Allen

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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

~ Brendan Francis

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When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you."
And she never did.

~ James Fineous McBride

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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

~ Jonathan Carroll

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

~ Charles M. Schulz

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