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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
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I hope you don't set the fire alarms off in here,
you're hot!
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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So I noticed you're a girl...
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
No? Well then, please start.
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What do you do for a living, apart from being sexy?
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
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You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my pick-up line.
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You
say "I bet you $10 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says,
"Bet's on." You kiss her then and when she points out that you used
your lips, give her $10 and say "it was worth it."
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Can I flirt with you?
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Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
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You know, these lips won't just kiss themselves.
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (When she says "I am", reply with)
It must be an hour fast."
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
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All those curves, and me with no brakes!
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Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say: Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
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Whats a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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Is it hot in here or is it you?
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