Funny Retirement Quotes
Funny Retirement Quotes web page is the very place to find humorous sayings and messages on the subject of retirement which you may use freely, for non commercial purposes, in greeting card messages, text messages or retirement party speeches
<<>> You're retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! <<>> You've done well. You started thinking about your retirement before the boss did. <<>> When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. <<>> No more rat race...just get used to having less cheese <<>>
Don't stare out of the window all morning or you'll have nothing to do in the afternoon... once your nap is over
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