Funny Text Messages

Funny Text Messages

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Please stand by
while this program enlarges your penis....
ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.

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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money....
..... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

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What is the difference between sexy and feeling sexy? Sexy is the one who sent this and feeling sexy what she wishes the receiver would do

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At this moment 2.8 million people are reading text messages. The cutest of all of them is reading this particular one.

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I AM AN ALIEN LIFE FORM. I HAVE TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEXT MESSAGE. AS YOU ARE READING I AM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING.

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I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in the country, can u come down to the police station and show them it is a mistake?

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Hello, this is your cell phone.
There is no message.
I just wanted to get out of your pocket,
it stinks in there

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In case of fire read this message................
...............I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!

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Phone sex: push 1 for regular, 2 for oral,
3 for anal, 4 for S&M.
For all of the above, dial [your number]

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This text message can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...
hey don't force it ugly!!!

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I tried to call you from a payphone last night.
I put my doner card in by mistake,
it cost me an arm and a leg!

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Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8,
2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & poor signal,
 in sick jokes & healthy banter,
til dead battery do us part?

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TMobile regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u,not even a network.

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I have always though having a friend like you is worth a million dollars.  So is it okay if I sell you?

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat.

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A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO SHTAPOHCYSP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER TXET NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER

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This is a VIRUS.
When you turn your phone off it
WON'T WORK AGAIN

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U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

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This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to be allowed to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

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