This Funny Valentine Poems web page has for
your free non commercial use a
collection of new and original funny Valentine poems written by Paul
Perro,
author of the popular Halloween
Poems.
They are great for
writing in a Valentines card or sending by text message, or you could
just browse through them for fun.
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Some girls do not need flowers from their man,
Some girls complain that chocolates make them fat,
Some girls do not need big romantic gestures,
Please be advised that I am not like that!
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Facebook says I'm single
But that's not really true.
My heart belongs to someone,
And that someone is you.
We'd make a great couple,
Jealous folk would hate us,
So please give me a reason
To update my status.
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On Valentines day
This is just a note to say
I'm glad I married you,
And I bet the kids are, too
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Take me somewhere nice tonight
We'll have a cosy chat,
Any place that doesn't ask,
'Do you want fries with that?'
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I have something to say that I
Hope won't go to your head.
You're handsome, witty, charming,
And very good in bed.
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I am your mystery valentine,
Your secret admirer.
I'm rich, good-looking, sexy,
And a compulsive liar.
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I won't run and I won't hide,
'Cause I want you to find me.
I always want you by my side,
On top, beneath, or behind me!
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Here's a group of funny
valentine poems from a
girl to a guy:
I love you, I love you, more than you know,
I love you more than Juliet loved Romeo.
I love you, I love you, I'll say it again,
I love you, more than Barbie loves Ken.
I love you, I love you, I love you more than
Catherine Zeta Jones loves her old man.
I love you, I love you, I love you so
I'll be your Princess Leia if you'll be my Han Solo.
... and here's a variation from
a guy to a girl:
I love you, I love you, more than you
know,
More than Joe DiMaggio loved Marilyn Monroe.
I love you, I love you, I'll say it again,
I love you, more than Superman loves Lois Lane.
I love you, I love you, I'm hit by Cupid's arrow,
I love you more than King Kong loved Ann Darrow.
I love you, I love you, I love you so
Be my Esmerelda, I'll be your Quasimodo.
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Funny Valentine Poems
for wife
Tons of love
Loads of kisses
I'm so glad
That you're my missus
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Funny Valentine Poems
for husband
Tons of love
Loads of kisses
I'm so glad
That I'm your missus
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You are a
gorgeous sexy man,
I'm glad that you're my hubby,
But don't worry, I'll still love you
When you're bald and tubby.
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Poems for wife or husband
Roses
are red
Violets are blue
I'm so glad
I married you.
