"Ray,
when someone asks you if you're a god,
you say YES!"
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"Let's
show this prehistoric bitch
how we do things downtown."
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"This
city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions."
"What
do you mean, biblical?"
"What
he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff."
"Exactly"
"Fire
and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!"
"Forty
years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes..."
"The
dead rising from the grave!"
"Human
sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
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"Are
you the Keymaster?"
"Yes.
Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here."
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"We've
been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a
sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any
trouble!"
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Sorry,
Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
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"Get her! That was
your whole plan, huh, get
her?"
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"I
feel like the floor of a taxi cab."
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"There's
something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't
cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It
would be bad."
"I'm
fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"
"Try
to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every
molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Total
protonic reversal."
"Right.
That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
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"We
came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
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"Symmetrical
book stacking. Just like
the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947."
"You're
right, no human being would
stack books like this."
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"I
don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people
dying to abuse me."
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"No
job is too big. No fee is too big!"
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"He
slimed me."
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"Egon,
this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your
head. Remember that?"
"That
would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
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"That's
the bedroom,
but nothing ever happened in there."
"What
a crime."
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"If
I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll
enjoy it! But if I'm right,
and we can
stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of
registered voters."
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"Everything
was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless
here."
"They
caused an explosion!"
"Is
this true?"
"Yes
it's true. This man has no dick."
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Movie Quotes
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"Do
you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP,
clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance
mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"
"Ah,
if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
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"NOBODY
steps on a church in my town."
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"Personally,
I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't
have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't
know what it's like out there! I've worked in the
private sector. They expect results."
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"Ray,
pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy,
engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on."
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"This
is it! This is the sign!"
"Yeah,
it's a sign, all right - going
out of business."
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"I'm
glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this
is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in
receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two
years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight
percent."
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"I
find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps
above her covers...
four
feet above her covers."
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"I
make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people."
[she
starts passionately kissing him]
"Actually,
it's more of a guideline than a rule..."
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"I
want you inside me."
"It
sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already."
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Movie Quotes
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"You're
always so concerned about your reputation.
Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!"
"Do
you know how much a patent clerk earns?"
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"I'm
sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you
are the man to answer that. How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?"
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"Offically
the church won't take any position with the religious implications of
these phenomena. Personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God, but
don't quote me on that."
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"Hey...
Where these stairs go?"
"They
go up!"
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