Golf Quotes and Sayings

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Golf is a good walk spoiled
~Mark Twain

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A game where white men can dress up as black pimps
and get away with it
~Robin Williams

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Golf is like a love affair.
If you don't take it seriously it's no fun.
If you do take it seriously it breaks your heart.
~Arthur Daley

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Work is the thing that interferes with golf
~Frank Dane

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The most important shot in golf is the next one.
~ Ben Hogan

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The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino

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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation,
never strike a caddie with the driver.
The sand wedge is far more effective.
~ Huxtable Pippey

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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest
if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~ Pete Dye

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My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
~ Jane Swan

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
~ Phyllis Diller

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If you really want to get better at golf,
go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
~ Thomas Mulligan

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Golf is a fascinating game.
It has taken me nearly 40 years to discover
that I can't play it.
~ Ted Ray

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Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf.
I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky

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Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
~ Dave Marr

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I never learned anything from a match that I won.
~ Bobby Jones

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Golf is a better game played downhill.
~ Jack Nicklaus

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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age,
but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

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It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence,
but only one bad one to lose it.
~ Jack Nicklaus

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The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90.
If he is better than that he is neglecting his business.
If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf.
~ St Andrews Rotary Club Member

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Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols

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