Happy Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday Messages, the web page that brings you thought provoking one liners, insults, getting old jokes and some nice stuff suitable for using in a birthday card or birthday text message












On your birthday spend some time lost in thought. It'll be unfamiliar territory. Try working out how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. And is it right that the amount you have put aside for your funeral needs to be increased because of the rising cost of living?

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May your birthday bring
All the things you like best
And may the coming year
Be your happiest

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? It's certainly better than being electroencephalographically challenged.
(Google it)
Happy Birthday

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As it's your birthday, you can be as
loud, grumpy, argumentative, stubborn and moody as you like
In fact, no different to any other day

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Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

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On your birthday, why not loosen up. Put some music on. Get your body moving and dance the night away
I'll keep an ambulance on stand-by

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Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man.
Ironic isn't it to be getting those odds now?

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Here's a new word for your birthday
AIBOHPHOBIA
It's the fear of palindromes.

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