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Jimmy
Carr
Best Tweets
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Jimmy Carr is a top British comedian and
presenter. He is also a very funny and prolific writer on the
social networking site "Twitter". If you want to you can go
to that site and see all his "tweets", but to save time we have
collected here, for your amusement, some of our favorites.
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I read Great Expectations -
it wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.
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If we're all God’s children -
what's so special about Jesus?
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Saw Inception - it's all about dreaming.
It's got an amazing interactive bit about 2 hours in
where it puts the audience to sleep.
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Picking your nose is bad enough,
but picking my nose is really out of order.
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Penn & Tellers show was amazing.
I figured out how they do it.
There's misdirection to try & fool you
but I'm pretty sure they
use magic.
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The Pope says condoms are ok for preventing disease.
He really is dragging Catholic Church into the
19th century.
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Apparently the clocks go back tonight.
Which I think is a massive waste of time.
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Weird that there's no conspiracy theories about this 'volcano'
grounding flights;
it makes me suspicious.
I don't know what not to think.
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I know [Twilight] is the story of a girl asked to choose between
necrophilia and bestiality.
But I'm getting caught up in it.
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If Jesus could see what Easter has become
he'd be turning in his grave;
if he'd stayed in the bloody thing.
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