Jokes about turning 40
This great collection of jokes about turning 40 is free for your non commercial use. It is ideal if a poor old friend of yours has hit the big four-oh, and you feel the need to make him/her suffer even more with cruel jokes about the end of his/her youth.
Jokes about Turning 40
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
~ Hugo Black
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Middle age is when you are not inclined to exxercise anything but caution.
~ Arthur Murray
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~ Don Marquis
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
~ Bob Hope
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.~ Quentin Crewe
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The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40.
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At 40, if you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
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At 40, it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
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At 40, you sing along with the elevator music.
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40 isn't old, if you're an Elephant
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On her 40th birthday, a man asked his wife what she would like most in the world.
She said, "I wish I was ten again."
So, he took her out for the day to a theme park. They went on every ride and ate candyfloss and hot dogs.
In the evening he took her to see a Disney movie, and they ate popcorn and chocolates and drank Cola, until they both felt sick.
Eventually they staggered home together and collapsed into bed. The husband leaned over and asked his wife, "Well, dear, did you enjoy being ten again?"
The wife groaned, and said "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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