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Lauren
Laverne
Best Tweets
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Lauren Laverne is a top British TV and
radio presenter, and writer. She is also a very funny
and
prolific writer on the
social networking site "Twitter". If you want to you can go
to that site and see all her "tweets", but to save time we have
collected here, for your amusement, some of our favorites.
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I think the ghost of Christmas Present from Scrooged is the character I
most identify with in all of film, ever. "It's a TOASTER, Frank!"
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Working
my way through this promo pile is like being on Time Team. Unforch,
rather than the bronze age, I seem to have hit a tier of shite.
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Mubarak's
speech is like when a contestant on X Factor who's just been voted off
says "This is just the beginning!" And it, like, isn't.
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Stuck in traffic because of roadworks.
WHEN WILL LONDON BE FINISHED?
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Firstborn just came into the room dressed as spiderman, wearing my new
bra as an eye mask.
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Making a list of Things To NEVER Do.
So far: Learn to milk a cow, do quilling,
sail round the world, do team-building weekend.
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I don't know what the weather is like where you are, Twitter but in
Muswell Hill it is RAINING FROM THE GROUND UP.
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You know the sensors on cars that beep as they get closer to other
cars? I have one of those but for sales.
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It's SO COLD. Thinking about putting the tumble-dryer
on a low setting and just climbing in.
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Fashion lessons I have learned #345 : If you're old enough to remember
Benny off Crossroads,
a beanie hat *may* make you look like him.
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Ok here's the situation: In a cab. Just squeezed a tester of what I
BELIEVED to be handcream over my palms.
It is body scrub. How 2 proceed?
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