Meetingboy
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Fans of Dilbert and The Office will like meetingboy. He tweets about stupid things that have happened at work and in meeings. A lot of his followers tweet him their stories and he passes them on. Very funny and a little scary.
It's an hour since I received an insulting or accusatory email. I'd cheer that things are getting better, but email is probably down.
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I've asked you to repeat yourself 5 times on this conference call, but sure, talk even faster. That'll help.
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My colleague majored in Communications at Florida A&M. Actually it was a double major in Communications and Hypocrisy.
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Yelled at for being late to a meeting I wasn't invited to. When HR pointed this out to my boss, he said I don't take enough initiative.
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That 30 minute meeting was three of the worst hours of my life.
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This guy is so slow to make his point I want to get out and push.
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Watching idiots' bad decisions blow up in their faces loses a little of its charm when you have to clean up after them.
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Spent 5 hours in pointless meetings today. Turns out all those boring college classes did prepare me for life.
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Since I can't get my illiterate coworker use spell check, I set his desktop email signature to say "Sent from my phone, pardon any typos".
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If I'm stuck eating at my desk, I don't think a jury will convict me for fork-stabbing someone who interrupts to assign more work.
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No, boss, having my back doesn't mean hiding behind me when things get bad.
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I hope the unexplained emergency that forced you to be out of the office Thursday through Tuesday went OK. Also, nice tan.
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Email still down. How will we know which of the 1200 employees has a birthday today? I'm having multi-color font withdrawal!
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Is there a word for when you call in sick only to find out your boss is out sick too? I feel I wasted a perfectly good sick day.
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I just spent 20 minutes waiting for the printer to warm up. That's it-- I'm never coming in early again!
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Who is meetingboy? I have no idea
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