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If you need nerdy pick up lines to impress a fellow nerd,
then you have come to the right place. We have lines for
scientists, mathematicians, computer geeks, sci-fi fans, and
smart-asses in general. Be warned though, while using these chat
up lines we suggest that you should have your tongue firmly in
your cheek.
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My love is like an exponential
curve.
It's unbounded.
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia.
Do I come here often?
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Scientists do it periodically
on the table.
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I know why Soloman had 600
wives,
because he never found you.
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If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA
helicase
so I could unzip your genes
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You’re so cute you make my
zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
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You know, it’s not the length
of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force
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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
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Inheriting eighty million dollars
doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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You make my software turn into
hardware!
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What's a nice girl like you
doing in a chatroom like this?
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I think you could be an
integral part
of my project life cycle.
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I'd like to play on your laptop.
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Your homepage or mine?
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Computer techs have skilled
fingers
if you know what I mean
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I know Jedi mind tricks.
Go home with me tonight you will.
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If you’re half a beautiful
naked as you are right now you’d be four times as beautiful with twice
as many clothes on.
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Could I purchase you an
alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation in the hope of
establishing a rapport leading to a sexual experience?
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Resistance is Futile
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You know, Newton’s Law of
universal gravitation
says that you are attracted to me
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According to the Inverse Square
Law, if we half our distance, we’ll quadruple the force.
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Tell me of this thing you humans call love
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If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
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I
can figure out the square root of any number in less than one minute.
You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
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