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Peter Gibbons: So I
was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started
working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before
it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the
worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What
about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr.
Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers
so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at
dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong
with you people?
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Samir: Is there some
way to just give the money back?
Peter Gibbons: What?
You mean just hand them a check for the exact amount they're missing? I
think they'd figure that out.
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Peter Gibbons: He
helped Anne lose weight.
Samir:
Peter, she's anorexic!
Peter
Gibbons: Yeah, he's really good.
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Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to
be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That
is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
<<<>>>
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money
laundering" in a dictionary.
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Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know,
if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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