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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and
then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of
nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic
show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens
to my wife.
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Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single,
he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a
spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.
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We are going to get so much ass
here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
<<<>>>Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You
get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work
it through.
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He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then
gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.
<<<>>>You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's
been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into
the wilderness.
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Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
Beanie: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that
turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.
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You are beautiful. But no offence, he, he is the king.
You are having pie and coffee with a living legend.
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