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Old School Movie Quotes 

These Old School Movie quotes are what we think are the funniest lines from one of the funniest movies in recent years.  It stars Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn.  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.   



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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

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Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

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Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

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We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

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Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

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He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But thats neither here nor there.

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You're on the rebound. You're like an injured young fawn who's been nursed back to health and is finally going to be released back into the wilderness.

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Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that. Beanie: Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.

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You are beautiful. But no offence, he, he is the king. You are having pie and coffee with a living legend.

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