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Princess Bride Quotes
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"When
I was your age, television was called books."
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"Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases,
escapes, true love, miracles..."
"Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake."
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Stop saying that!"
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"This is true love - you think this happens every day?"
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"I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?"
"Well... you were dead."
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
"I will never doubt again."
"There will never be a need."
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"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
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Princess Bride Quotes
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"Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not
hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass."
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"Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night...
in... eel-infested waters..."
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"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are
using."
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"You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die."
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"You know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's
500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and
Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."
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[fencing]
"You are wonderful."
"Thank you; I've worked hard to become so."
"I admit it, you are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I... am not left-handed."
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains the advantage]
"You are amazing."
"I ought to be, after 20 years."
"Oh, there's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I'm not left-handed either."
[Moves his sword to his right hand and regains the advantage]
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"We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no
weapons, skill against skill alone."
"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and
we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"
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"Life is pain, Highness.
Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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"We'll never survive."
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."
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"Surrender!"
"You mean you wish to surrender to me?
Very well, I accept."
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"Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're
at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on
it?"
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"Give us the gate key."
"I have no gate key."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean this
gate key."
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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a
pity to damage yours."
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"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know..."
"Get used to disappointment."
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"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT -
mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean
and the tomato is ripe"
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"She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her
I shall be very put out."
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"I could give you my word as a Spaniard."
"No good. I've known too many Spaniards."
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"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."
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"Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like
that?"
"Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone
will be wearing them in the future."
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"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for
now, rest well
and dream of large women."
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"Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."
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"Let me explain...
No, there is too much.
Let me sum up."
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"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you
miserable, vomitous mass,
that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength
to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all..."
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
"DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
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