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Quotes from the Movie Hitch 

These quotes from the movie Hitch are what we think are the funniest lines from one of the funniest movies in recent years.  It stars Will Smith and Eva Mendes.  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.   



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Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.

 
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One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh? he's just some guy I went to some thing with once.

 
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So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

 
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Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

 
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Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

 
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Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along.

 
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I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

 
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No guile, no game... No girl

 
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When you're wondering what to say, or how you look... just remember... she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan... when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you... It’s is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP.

 
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There is more to life than to watch other people live it.

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