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Looking for redneck sayings? You got 'em!
The term “redneck” is a nickname that dates from the 1921 Virginia mine
war, during which miners wore red bandanas. Nowadays it stands for a
poor, uneducated, white person who lives in rural areas, usually in the
South. This collection of redneck sayings contains
wit, wisdom, and plain stupidity. We
hope you enjoy it.
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The engine’s runnin’ but nobody’s driving.
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The wheel's turnin', but the hamster's dead.
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She's uglier than a bucket full of armpits.
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As nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
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Well that just dills my pickle.
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Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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As happy as a tick on a fat dog.
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He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
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He’s so rich he buys a new boat
each time one gets wet.
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She's prettier than a glob of butter
melting on a stack of wheat cakes!
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If brains were leather,
he wouldn’t have enough to saddle a June bug.
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That boy’s about two sandwiches shy of a picnic.
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That boy’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.
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If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
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Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.
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It's better to be hated for who you are
than loved for who you ain't
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I'll remember the things I did for a while, but I'll remember the
people I did them with forever
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Scars are tattoos with better stories
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Well, knock me down and steal muh teeth!
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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes'll be outta style.
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Cute as a sack full o' puppies.
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As useful as a trap door on a canoe.
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He could sell a condom to a eunuch
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I’ll be on you like a hobo on a ham sandwich
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So hungry I could eat a cat turd fried in snot
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When you’ve got a hammer, everything’s a nail
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Gooder than grits.
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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
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It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
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