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You are not worth another word,
else I'd call you knave
~ All's well that ends well
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Pray you, stand farther from me
~ Antony & Cleopatra
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Lets meet as little as we can
~ As you like it
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I desire that we be better strangers
~ As you like it
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Frailty, thy name is woman
~ Hamlet
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Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life
~ Henry IV Part 1
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Your means are very slender,
and your waste is great
~ Henry IV Part 2
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You are as a candle, the better part burnt out
~ Henry IV Part 2
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Hang yourself, you muddy conger
~ Henry IV Part 2
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Thou damned tripe visaged rascal
~ Henry IV Part 2
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Put thy face between his sheets
and do the office of warming pan
~ Henry V
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Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat
~ Henry V
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Vile fiend and shameless courtesan
~ Henry VI Part 1
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Contemptuous base born callet
~ Henry VI Part 2
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His breath stinks with eating toasted cheese
~ Henry VI Part 2
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Thou misshapen Dick
~ Henry VI Part 3
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This butcher's cur is venom mouthed
~ Henry VIII
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Where will thou find a cavern dark enough
to mask thy monstrous visage?
~ Julius Caesar
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You whoreson cullionly barbermonger
~ King Lear
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Thou art a boil, a plague sore,
an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood
~ King Lear
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This is the foul fiend Flibbertigibbet
~ King Lear
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A whitely wanton with a velvet brow, with two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes
~ Love's Labour Lost
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Pernicious and indubitate beggar
~ Love's Labour Lost
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You talk greasily, your lips grow foul
~ Love's Labour Lost
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You should be women
and yet your beards forbid me
to interpret that you are so
~ Macbeth
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Thy sin is not accidental, but a trade
~ Measure for Measure
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There are a sort of men whose visages
do cream and mantle like a tanding pond
~ The Merchant of Venice
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I had rather be married to a deaths head
with a bone in his mouth
~ The Merchant of Venice
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You Banbury cheese
~ The Merry Wives of Windsor
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I do repent the tedious minutes
I with her have spent
~ A Midsummer Night's Dream
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Four of his five wits went halting off,
and now is the whole man governed with one
~ Much Ado About Nothing
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You have such a February face, so full of frost,
of storm and cloudiness
~ Much Ado About Nothing
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I had rather be a toad, and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner in the thing I love for others uses
~ Othello
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Go thou and fill another room in hell
~ Richard II
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Out of my sight, thou dost infect mine eyes
~ Richard III
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She speaks yet she says nothing
~ Romeo and Juliet
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Away, you three inch fool
~ the Taming of the Shrew
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Hang cur, hang, you whoreson,
insolent noisemaker
~ The Tempest
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He has not so much brain as ear wax
~ Troilus and Cressida
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